Delonte West Arrested On Gun Charges
Boy was he ever. I have to say, as far as gun charges go, this one is fucking awesome. I mean, this is incredible. Let’s break it down! Via the Washington Post:
- West was riding a 3-wheeled motorcycle!
- West was carrying 3 firearms!
- West cut off a police officer!
- West had a Beretta 9mm in his waistband! (Hello Plax!)
- West had a Ruger .357 strapped to his leg!
- West had a fucking shotgun in a fucking GUITAR CASE slung over his back!
- Did I mention the motorcycle had three fucking wheels!?
This is awesome. What a fucking idiot. He’s my new favorite player.
He was like a character in a Robert Rodriguez movie. Delonte West is Antonio Banderas in the El Mariachi trilogy. The blogosphere is going to have a lot of fun with this. It’s incredible.
Where was he going? Was Salma Hayek in trouble somewhere? Was there a small town being terrorized by a Mexican gangster? These are the questions I need answered.
We’ll add images as Rex whips them up. Promise.
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